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I predict your bunghole will get stretched tonight, with a saguaro.
Use a little pimentade instead of K-Y and it will enhance the burn..
A mixture of lime juice, salt and mashed habanero pepper.
Feel the burn, baby.
More auto-didactics? ;-)
Wasn't trying to get to you... just havin' a little fun at your expense, that's all. I admit that I find your unctuous, condescending - yet needy - style abrasive. It tends to taint the otherwise fairly credible points you often make, rather than adding anything to them. Otoh -maybe it's just me. Anyway, no big deal.
I predict you'll be unable to resist responding to this one too.