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"OT - what happens if I go to the Island Grill and sing Carmen Ohio? ;->" - Pedinska.
I will answer this question.
If one Pedinska were to present one's self at the Island Grill and sing even a mediocre version of Carmen Ohio, one would be immediately swept up by the assembled staff and placed upon a a pedestal so high that clouds of joy would obscure one's ears.
I also imagine that one would enjoy a free libation, courtesy of the bartender who also matriculated from THE Ohio State University (after only 11 years of intense study, I might add).
If Carmen Ohio fails to do the trick, paddle your canoe up the street to the Schooner Wharf Bar and get poofed (poufed)(<;)" backatcha) on Piña Coladas while listening to Michael McCloud sing his (first wife) Greta's Tits and fending off bar dogs.
