Letters to the Editor
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Let The Good Times Roll
You always, always gotta start your new year off by listening to Louis Jordan and The Last Poets.
Thanks M. Greenwald for bringing the food to the table and not demanding that we necessarily eat of it. You've exposed the media, but more, the idiots of America for what they are. They're all the same guy. You start out with Wolf Blitzerkreig -- the Aipac-hack -- who morphs into Allison (?!) Cooper, who melts down into Piggy Noonan (her 2008 motto -- "Reasonable Person for President" -- Ghenghis Khan don't fuck around, and you gotta dig that 'stache). Piggy lends her lighter to The Stick, who fires up her Carleton & gets into a slap down with Malicious Michelle. Hot Air, indeed. You better beware you miscreants, we need a Daddy (my heart belongs to . . . ) to put you into your place. Beware, Brother, Beware. I tell ya. Alphabet Soup. $400 haircuts, Magical undewear, Jaysus is coming back, Be Very Afraid, Who's on first, and I Don't give a heck . . .
and they don't hate us for our freedoms. They saw "American Idol" and just knew that we needed putting down.

