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So, thanks for paying attention to me, y'all. I beg you, don't stop now. It's all I ever wanted. You'll be grateful as my outsider-looking-in status permits me to see things that rest of you cannot.
If I wasn't getting to you, you wouldn't feel the need to try to get to me..
I predict your bunghole will get stretched tonight, with a saguaro.
Use a little pimentade instead of K-Y and it will enhance the burn..
A mixture of lime juice, salt and mashed habanero pepper.
Feel the burn, baby.