Letters to the Editor
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There's the rub..
He also thinks the world and the universe are 6000 years old and our ancestors rode dinosaurs to school. Whatever you are smoking and/or drinking today, I want some. Kick down.
Maudite! And Rioja! And steaks.. and probably a few joints to be shared by my compadres over the Webber.
Sadly, a plural minority of Americans share the belief in a young Earth (shamefully, some members of my own extended family). And the slower and more monosyllablically we try to explain to them in so many words that a person who believes men and dinosaurs walked the Earth together is a moron, the tighter they close their eyes and ears and hum and ignore you.
Anyway, a Huckabee/Clinton contest is a real possibility. So real, in fact, that I have a $50 bet riding on it, to be paid out after the election next year.
I bet on Huckabee. There's a side bet on Dem/Rep, that's $20. I bet on the Republicans. I'd gladly fork over $70 of my hard earned cash if Americans turn out to not be the morons I take them for.
On the other hand, if they are stupid enough to elect Huckabee, I'll have CASH MONEY to provide some solace.
Feliz Homo Sapiens Sapiens!