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• Sunday, December 16, 2007 04:19 AM

  Good Marooning Americanise!

  Dan Fromkin may wonder if the future anthropologist will send youthful scholars down into caves? "What Happened to Americans?" Dead Poisoned Soil, Air, Food, and Water was full of toxic particulates. It was worst of a demise than iron and lead slow deaths of the past-scholars said? Probably, and maybe worst. We'll need to wait.

  Future dwellers on the earthen "soil" will need to find fat NSA dossiers that were written about Glenn and friends? Hey Creepy spy's, Hi! Ya's sneaks.

  The water swampland lovers who do muddy cave spelunking digging, will need to dunk-low full time and get all wet. Cave crawlers will wonder why 21st century congressional "Blue Dogs" in the House did not reorganize the government to prevent the imminent government collapse? They were not 'potty-house-trained' and soiled the whole world. Yep.

  Spy dog retrievers looking for blank-hole stored in electronic data-bases will find the spy-black-electronic hole got a electrical Shock.

  A spy triggered "Red Button" IRS farm audit researcher came to the realization if ya's start a Bank-Account by depositing a Plug Nickle there Isa' an immediate FBI, NSA, CIA, and American Kennel Club investigation! That's my experience.

  The Spy Files of other Americans may be worst?: Interrogator's may ask: "Where and why do you (bebop-boo-boo) own a blonde border collie Retriever?"O, to lead me to the tub, the outhouse, the chicken coop, and to do a Irish baby sitter assignment gig at the other farm plat-lot-place. On a stroll to greet neighbors, we'll name horses, cats, sheep, llamas, alpacas, geese, and maybe rename the penguin Opus, wolf-woof!

  O, just skip...

  huh. Damn peeps!

  Have a happy day.

  anyway we can. huh.

  —bebop-o Read bebop-o's other letters
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