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Since Glenn seemed to like the first one... this one is taken from the Simpsons:
"Well, of course... EVERYTHING looks bad if you REMEMBER it!"
Since the writers are on strike, I pledge 4 cents to George Meyer, who wrote that line in the service of the most surreal Simpsons episode ever, The Mysterious Voyage of Homer (guest starring Johnny Cash as the voice of the coyote).