Letters to the Editor
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Please? Please? Won't Someone Talk To Me About Ward Churchill? Please? Hey? Please???
There's some dude who keeps coming on here who is really upset that none of us on here who never cared about what Ward Churchill said and wrote still don't care about what Ward Churchill said and wrote. Even when he was, like, pretending to be Native American and all that, and you know how we fringe lefty liberals always repeat as gospel anything said by anyone pretending to be a Native American, even if it's just a cartoon like Disney's Pocahontas.
This guy apparently has a hankerin' to write essays and post references thousands of pages long on the great, great horrors we leftist dupes are causing Our Nation to face from Islam, but the same dude is really worked up about Ward Churchill, who was the most powerfulest spokesperson of American Liberalism we have ever had for the past 4,000 years of U.S. American life.
I was in some other countries, after 9/11, and on occasion people made really cruel jokes about the attacks, even being cruel about the victims, but, for some reason I didn't freak out and start obsessing about Ward Churchill (who those foreigners never seemed to mention, strangely, even though they must have been thinking about him subconsciously all the time).
Can someone dress up in a Gerry Spence outfit and pretend to be Ward Churchill on some other blog so that this odd dude can finally get his rocks off? He's really, really desperate about this, and it's getting kind of sad.