Letters to the Editor
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The Chickenhawk Dance
It's singalong time!
"Georgie Dubya didn't go! Dickie Cheney didn't go!
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
"Karly Rove, he didn't go! Freddy Thompson didn't go!
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
"Mitty Romney didn't go! Giuliani didn't go
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
"Billy Frist he didn't go! Newtie Gingrich didn't go
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
CHORUS:
Here come the GOP Mighty Warriors
Hear their Mighty Roar!
Yes, it's the GOP Mighty Warriors
To lead the nation into war
"Ronnie Reagan didn't go! Johnny Wayne he didn't go
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
"Larry Craig, he didn't go! Rushie Limbaugh didn't go!
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
"Bill O'Reilly didn't go! Jonah Goldberg didn't go!
Hell, no! Hell, no! (Clap! Clap Clap! Clap!)
CHORUS:
Here come the GOP Mighty Warriors
And they've got Victory in the bag
Yes, it's the GOP Mighty Warriors
If you don't like them, then you're a fag!
(Repeat verses ad infinitum until you run out of GOP names... actually you can use pretty much any GOP name except "John McCain" or "Barry Goldwater".