Letters to the Editor
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According to the Bible, one can't remarry, unless one is a widow and she should marry...
...the deceased's brother.
Otherwise, remarriage is adultery. Thus, any fundy who is remarried is an adulterer, by their book. And any fundy who attended a second wedding celebrated adultery. By the Bible, McCain only has one wife: his first. His second "wife" is his adultering mistress, as was Nancy Reagan to Ronnie. Heck, the Bible asserts that contemplating adultery is the same as committing adultery. Therefore, any married woman or man who's swooned or pined for a Hollywood hunk or the pool boy or Pamela Anderson is a profligate adulterer and deserving of stoning.
The Bible's gonna get us all killed.

