...the deceased's brother.
Otherwise, remarriage is adultery. Thus, any fundy who is remarried is an adulterer, by their book. And any fundy who attended a second wedding celebrated adultery. By the Bible, McCain only has one wife: his first. His second "wife" is his adultering mistress, as was Nancy Reagan to Ronnie. Heck, the Bible asserts that contemplating adultery is the same as committing adultery. Therefore, any married woman or man who's swooned or pined for a Hollywood hunk or the pool boy or Pamela Anderson is a profligate adulterer and deserving of stoning.
The Bible's gonna get us all killed.
The Wasilla soap opera just gets weirder as Palin complains critics are "picking apart a good point guard"
The media outlet's use of Bush euphemisms sparks a much-needed debate on journalistic standards.
And so are his Fox News pals, who lambasted Sen. Al Franken's "stolen election"
An inflexible right wing is allowing the Golden State to drown in debt. But it's not alone
Thanks for sharing, Governor. Now please take a cue from Norm Coleman, and go away
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