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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Knuckleheads! Did you sleep through English class and completely missed that line? Pay attention now, people, because it expresses a truth about human nature.
"I support family values" means "I'm a skank 'ho, and I don't care who I trample to get what I want."
"I condemn the gay lifestyle" means "I'm about to burst into flames in this goddamned closet."
And so on. Make a note of it.