Letters to the Editor
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I don't hate Elephantman
Welcome, friend.
AS a former Republican who LIKED Nixon and Reagan, I want to thank you for serving as an example for the rest of us. Your pseudo-neo-conservative kind needs to be in the light for the rest of us to see. How are you liking the spotlight? What? People are throwing tomatoes? The gall!
I'm so happy that you feel safe enough to come out from under your rock - or bridge - to show how you support an administration that flouts laws of common human decency, sees generosity, kindness, pity, grace and, obviously, justice as weaknesses, and can find no higher calling than to line old friends' pockets with thousand-dollar bills rescued from the hands of the dreary needy.
Yes, sir, I hail you and would welcome you to any party I ever threw. Of course, you wouldn't come, because I know all those dreary needy people, and who wants to be around them..?
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Coup
I would be willing to bet that more than a few of the people on the cruise are probably, at this very moment—when Cheney has been given the reins of government while Bush is having his colonoscopy—hoping that Cheney will declare himself permanent president and put Bush under detention.
A fantasy, perhaps, but nevertheless, one that lives in the minds of the neo fascist right wing nut jobs!