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You too can be an Iraq Occupation Reporter! Here's how!
>First get an e-mail address.
>Send an e-mail to the press officer in charge for the "Glorious War of Liberation"
>Detail how you are willing to prostitute every ideal you hold dear so you can be an official court stenographer.
>Sit back and wait for the "real" news to pour into your in-box.
No muss no fuss, won't even need a plane ticket.