Letters to the Editor
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presidential cigar
You'd think that Fred Thompson, after having seen Bill Clinton finally define a role for the cigar in presidential politics, would keep his in his suit coat pocket. But could Fred and his handlers have noticed that Americans, however shocked by the images of their president finding time for toys, seemed to find some relief in the idea that a president could, and did, have a penis. Look into our mirror, the TV, and you will see us as we really are, naked, lustful, and lascivious. I would suggest that Hillary, in an attempt to prove herself an equal to Fred, Rudy, Gnut, and her darling Bill, throw her panties onto the stage at a Chippendales show. It's the Presidency at stake, we need to find someone with "values" who can really perform when its showtime. What's that little short, wimpy guys name? Dennis something from Ohio. He's got some great ideas and a consistent record. But we all know what he really needs. Some one out there with the wherewithall should give him one.