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• Wednesday, May 16, 2007 04:09 AM

  Hay, Garrison Keillor!

  I'd rather listen to Mr. Ed the lovable talking horse mare. She's still as interesting as she use to me, imho.

  She informed me on a old dead thread that: A.G. Gonzo was yanked too early into this howling world with a "pair" of stubby crooked thigh TONGS. With no eyes and a snarling tongue, I've LOST any iota of a semblance of respect. Was it stubby legs Albert who forgot (retard!? it's not nice to yell "retard" under oath, or at a W.H. crusty-brown press brief. my apology)...NO can recall, senorita, or did some people get hit too hard when they left the warm womb?Did some politico's get a bad-doc who smack bear naked beer butt too cruelly at birth? Is it some sociological revenge issue?

  Was it 71- Times Albert FOGOT under oath? In the old days if someone called you a lifer, there was a public duel. Gads, how many gentlemanly letters do I need to write the other Ashcroft who never writes me back before I begin a silly sounding arsehorse'a'Hollering?

  You blind, dumb, blind, or can USA's citizen just assume you got your Head squeezed with TONGS at birth, or worster (1st letter on page one. yes) worster...huh- Pap's gonads got all tied and got wrapped 'round the DoJ's steering wheel? Mother me.

  I best get. I'll be labeled a nappy head liberal terrier puppy dag lover? How much is the pooch-dog in the 5th Ave window? down from the White House? A catch phrase- Protecting WHO, and Yuck! It's all they spit-- spit-balls. Well, how about TRY to apply a little honesty or run a country well? NOT, like a pillaging Empire?

  So, we can blow up the Middle East, make angry "terrorist" worldwide wish revenge for &-Generations..all shucks, in Arabic, dats a bunch of liars___! Send more troops and Apache wool to fly overhead all day in them safe neighborhoods...huh?

  Waltz with Matilda at Walter Read? Sip melted yellow sewer snow? Pathological USA's debacle..Press- Hint! We exacerbated yet at the public masturbation jake-Circle? Jerk- off-Politico! Get. Swim like sperm in a rice paddy. Sit in a Mexican cow pie. Freedom? How NOW brown-cow, be remembering while we care about survival and homeland security. Remember your birthright or did AG's sell a bowl of hominy...huh? chew hominy 52 bites before you swallow.

  Before I forget`~` In your DoJ's office, laying around somewhere, there is a one-inch thick brief I handed to the former Pa's governor, Ashcroft's Homeland Security Secretary to give to Mr Shutoff..the White House's Professional Criminal Investigator...duh? I mailed you info too from legal offices. Oh, let's consider a career/life as a wreckage and embolden 'enemies' in America before it, damn Domino's fall here, and your crony-pals might be forced to remember that shit happens if it's tossed at a windy fan (right, w.t)...

  ...Stop building such a big-bad cowboy-palace embassy. No allow several millions bare-foot peasant's to die again, defending a Motherland... Let's No approve a 60,000 brave heroes to be lowered into graves...huh? You Milhose Dubai loco..huh? Mushroom brain dead...huh? You need a pair of shiny anklet bracelets.

  Remember: GIGI- garbage in, garbage out. Beekeepers thief's. MY Foot! You Lie! What a bunch of cockamamie schemes. Write a 22,000 page small print tax-code-book so the foreclosed bank-pals can sleep with a good book to read under a Iraqi blown up bridge.? Get street smart or you forgot that too? Get a honest job. Well, hear the drafty canary sing?

  I best stop. Rudyard Kipling- "If any questions why we died/ Tell them, because our fathers (politicians) lied."

  —bebop-o Read bebop-o's other letters
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