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Here's a few I came up with (annotated, where necessary, for the acronym-challenged):
No abortin'!
Start deportin'!
No more married queers!
Terrorism! Terrorism!
Fear! Fear!! FEAR!!!
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Lean to the right!
Lean to the right!
IN-vade EYE-ran!
Fight! Fight!! FIGHT!!!
*****
Two bits, four bits,
Six bits, a dollar!
That should be the minimum wage!
Stand up and holler!!
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Don't tax the wealthy, that's our plan!
Put that back on the common man!
Capital gains and dividends FREE!
But AMT that UMC!!
(AMT - Alternative Minimum Tax)
(UMC - Upper Middle Class)
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Jesus! Jesus! He's our Saviour!
Controls those pesky voters' behavior!
They cast their votes for the GOP,
While we send their jobs to the PRC!!
(PRC - Peoples Republic of China)
