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  • GOP Cheers

    Here's a few I came up with (annotated, where necessary, for the acronym-challenged):

    No abortin'!

    Start deportin'!

    No more married queers!

    Terrorism! Terrorism!

    Fear! Fear!! FEAR!!!

    *****

    Lean to the right!

    Lean to the right!

    IN-vade EYE-ran!

    Fight! Fight!! FIGHT!!!

    *****

    Two bits, four bits,

    Six bits, a dollar!

    That should be the minimum wage!

    Stand up and holler!!

    *****

    Don't tax the wealthy, that's our plan!

    Put that back on the common man!

    Capital gains and dividends FREE!

    But AMT that UMC!!

    (AMT - Alternative Minimum Tax)

    (UMC - Upper Middle Class)

    *****

    Jesus! Jesus! He's our Saviour!

    Controls those pesky voters' behavior!

    They cast their votes for the GOP,

    While we send their jobs to the PRC!!

    (PRC - Peoples Republic of China)

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