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See, the evil Islamist empire (who only act like they are more driven by tribal strife than hate of the West) found a way, using Tom Cruise by threatening Katie, to force all the Thetans in the world to use Thetan anti-gravity powers to move the WMD through space and time, invisibly (optically and by radar) of course, to new hidden underground bunkers either in Syria or on the moon. I will have more details when I get the Cheetos (TM) dust cleared from my magic eight-ball.
