This letter is associated with the following article:
Letters
Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:00 AM

Is "Howard Kurtz" a software program?

Read other letters about this article

  • Thursday, March 1, 2007 05:44 PM

    Holy Paprika Mr. Kurtz!

    I think we can heal each other yet.

    I say, we blend some apple and orange juice, lemon and limes, dry mustard and hot horseradish, marinate in clear vodka or clear gin for several hours in a saucepan. Baste the blueberries for 'us who get to feel like we just typing and singing the blues tunes all day.

    Put the glistening flowers of the Holy Paprika in a mortar pestle to mix and pound into a fine-grind...for Brownies. Cover the brownies with a tin pan to avoid burning the mid-night snack? Add pepper, honey, and baste everything until it glazes. Avoid burning to a blazing crisp. We will feel better in, if, ever, we decide to wake up? Do not marinate with too much bad gin. Serve generously to all. As Santa/Salon would say...

    Cheers.

    And to all at Fox teevee, Santa loves you merry elfs. Howell?

    A grape/berry or other fruit is always discolored on the sunny side. A harvest can always be transformed into a darn good liquid feast. Our labors are not in vain if your Left. Heart on the Left side was placed there for a natural reason, it's true? Right? Yes. Plenteous true.

Most Active Letters Threads

359

A key British official reminds us of the forgotten anthrax attack

A vast array of establishment and expert sources do not believe this episode was really resolved.
323

Tough-guy John Bolton, hiding under his bed

As usual, right-wing pseudo-warriors are drowning in extreme cowardice.
178

Is Obama's civil liberties record understandable?

Was it unreasonable to expect him to adhere to his commitments regarding the Constitution?
154

Phil Carter's resignation from key detainee policy post

Many of the "War on Terror" policies he spent years condemning were ones expressly embraced by Obama.
99

Palin, Prejean: Beastly treatment for beauties

The governor turned author must fight what the pageant queen learned: Politics and hotness make strange bedfellows

View all »

Letters Help

Currently in Salon