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Now that the Death to Cheney campaign has been such a resounding success, can we get back to our strategic planning for the War on Christmas? I'm organizing a battalion of dedicated yarmulkah-wearing far-leftists in my home town to chant Happy Holidays! in our Wal*Mart Super Center parking lot this November. If all you other heroic liberals would do the same, the war would be over in no time,and we could bring all the boys home by New Year's, confident that no one would ever dare utter Merry Christmas again anywhere in our fair America.