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Beaver Leavings
I've been happily married since long before you were emitted from whatever life form is responsible for your incandescent existence. What a lucky planet. I only thank God I've lived long enough to see your brilliance, even dimmed by the intercession of a keyboard. In one of my professions, I used to review resumes of self-congratulatory egomaniacal applicants, all degrees and zero heat. As far as dating, let's both be glad that the time continuum prevented any such mutually repellent train wreck. You wouldn't have given me the time of day; I'd have made certain of that. Happy gnawing.