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I know why the writer wants to defenestrate Gary Carter and Don Sutton
Arguably, no two white men in history have donned the Jheri Curl better than Misters Carter and Sutton. What's the matter, Mr. Lowenfish? Are you some alopecia-stricken loser jealous of their shimmering, tightly curled manes and how gloriously regal they look?
Having a personal vendetta against white men with the God-given ability to pull off the Jheri Curl will get you no where in life. Just acknowledge and accept your hair-related shortcomings. You'll be a much happier person.