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Why the White House should turn over secret legal memos, and why I'm sponsoring legislation to end brutal interrogations.
  • What did Sen Ken know and when did he know it?

    Why now?

    Why was the senescent senile senior senator nor protesting Evilusa torturing Goodterrorists and similar Nicehostilepersons during, say, former administrations?

    It was not happening? Has Evilbush introduced torture into the MO of USMil? Or maybe it is that Sen Ken has been in the Senate for the better part of the past geologic age but only now, mysteriously, he is awakening to the horrible truth?

    If so, where was he during all those millennia? What was he doing aside from slowly petrifying and lignifying and ossifying and self-fixating in concentrated spirits?

    What?

    ... locust poops? ... hocus hoops? ... louder, please! ... bogus coops? ... LOUDER!!!!!