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• Saturday, June 9, 2007 01:58 PM

  hey :-)

  I'm glad you have this board as therapy to work out your issues regarding your 800-lb. family, Anonymous.

  Ben, you're absolutely right, I'm obsessed (muwahahahaha)...Every couple of months I ignore my better judgment and wander back into the wasteland of salon letters...and can't resist the utterly pointless task of arguing with you. Don't worry, it pretty quickly gets boring again and when that time comes I will leave you alone to your logic, reason and amazing solutions for all humanity's problems. But it's hard to resist sometimes...

  Anyhow, had you ever stopped evading these 87 times and given me a straight answer regarding your separate claims here of getting MBAs from both Princeton and Yale--hey, even a denial would be fine at this point!--I would have left you alone a looooong time ago. It's just the shameless delusion, coupled with your total arrogance and general nasty personality that I just somehow find weirdly fascinating. And since I'm a writer, and you do provide some good material for at least a minor character for a short story, it's a win-win situation for me--either I somehow make you shut up here (which will never happen anyway), or else you keep coming up with material I can use. I mean, I don't even need to write it down! Thanks, Ben! (Brightstar's probably a great source, too.)

  Don't worry--in real life I would want to keep a major distance from you. Anyway, I can only take so much of your screeching tone and sanctimoniousness before I get the itch to drop out for a long time again...

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