This letter is associated with the following article:
Letters
Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:00 AM

Is airport security futile?

First it was tweezers, now mascara. Every penny spent confiscating makeup is a penny that could go toward law enforcement -- where it really matters.

Read other letters about this article

  • Wednesday, August 16, 2006 07:37 PM

    Thar she blows!

    Imagine, if you will, a dedicated extremist from the distaff side, willing to undergo breast implant surgery, then to die rather gruesomely.

    In mid-flight she visits the restroom, and goes to work. Each of her implants is filled with a liquid explosive component, and getting at them would be incredibly gory, but wouldn't faze someone intent on being dead shortly anyway.

    Sure, there are technical details to smooth out, but the basic premise could work ... so consider it your patriotic duty to keep a close eye on large chested women next time you fly.

Most Active Letters Threads

664

Obama's exceedingly familiar justifications for escalation

The "new" approach to Afghanistan touted by White House officials seems quite old
543

The crazy, irrational beliefs of Muslims

Tom Friedman explains the real problem: stupid Muslims think the U.S. is about war and aggression.
438

The face of rotted Washington

Evan Bayh demands more debt-financed war - fought by others - while boasting that he's a stern "deficit hawk."
209

Bigotry wins in Switzerland

By voting to ban the construction of minarets, Switzerland apes the most extreme intolerance in the Muslim world
150

Mike Huckabee's fatally bad judgment

Brutality by another Huck-pardoned criminal suggests the 2012 GOP hopeful listened more to pastors than prosecutors

View all »

Letters Help

Currently in Salon