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Wagging the "Big Dog"
In desperate straits, the GOP has reverted to blaming the Clinton administration for its failed policy toward North Korea.
By Joe Conason [2006-10-13]

  • This just in: Russia and China won't go along with our Chimp's call for tough sanctions

    See, this is where refusing to pursue diplomacy for five years finally ends up: When you need the support of our so-called allies, they ask, "We'd like to help you George, but gosh, it's been so long since we've seen you around here.

    George, in 2001 you got in a hissy and told everybody in the world to fuck off. You stomped out in a huff and said, "If you're not with us, you are against us."

    Now George. You see how that works? You're all full of yourself. You fancy yourself a cartoon western cowboy. But life isn't like that George. Haven't you learned that yet?

    You told us, "It's my way, or the highway."

    Well George, it looks like you're the one walkin' the highway now. All alone.

    Quite frankly George, we here in Russia and China don't really give a damn about North Korea. Kim ain't aiming his nukes at us. If he ever did, we'd french fry his ass to a cinder in about ten minutes.

    So Georgie boy, we kind of like watching you struggling to get out of that huge bag of pride you zipped yourself into five years ago.

    Oh and just one more little thing, George. The next time you lay hands on the leader of China and physically push him in the back, the way you did last time, we're going to give Kim permission to really really fuck with you!

    You get it now, Chimpy boy?

    -- Garry Owen
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    Thursday, October 12, 2006 06:42 PM
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