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Remember H. Ross Perot's "great big sucking sound"?
Turns out that is the white house press corps on their knees before George.
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"He's just a real good guy," says the Fox News correspondent, wiping presidential man-juice from his chin, and rubbing a little spittle through his hair.
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"But that Howard Dean guy, now, he was a fruit-loop. Can you imagine what might've happened to this country if he'd been elected?"
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[stop cameras]
baaAAAArghh
The correspondent retches up regurgitated POTUS-cum onto his lapel. Like an over-suckled babe -- or a porn actress after one-too-many cocks uncorked down her throat -- he can no longer keep it all down.
"God - excuse me..."
Certainly.
"What is that noise?"
Oops. Turns out we were wrong. That great big sucking sound?
That is America going down the toilet.
