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Monday, January 5, 2009 12:00 AM

Did I just buy an SUV?

I didn't mean to. I am an environmentalist. Really. But before I knew it, there it was, in front of my house.
By Mark Benjamin

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  • Monday, January 5, 2009 02:01 PM

    No, Mark, Don't do it!

    Don't sell your new rig,

    Enter it in a Demolition Derby at a state fair near you. Then write about THAT!!

    And hey. Ditch your present outfit and buy some real SUV clothes. You know, like Tony Lama cowboy boots and a pair of tan logger "tin" pants and a black Harley T-shirt under a blanket-lined jean jacket. If you dress like a mope these earnest young Salon readers will rip your flesh from your bones and compost you while you're still alive.

    —DoctorGreeves Read DoctorGreeves's other letters

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