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George W Bush Presidential Library
Dear Fellow Constituent:
Be among the first to contribute!
George W Bush Presidential Library
Dear Fellow Constituent:
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and
accepting donations. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction, the Alberto
Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything, the Texas Air
National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up, the Walter Reed
Hospital Room, where they don't let you in, the Guantanamo Bay Room, where
they don't let you out, the Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one
has been able to find, the National Debt Room, which is huge and has no
ceiling, the Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy, the Economy Room,
which is in the toilet, the Iraq War Room (after you complete your first
visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes
fifth visit), the Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location -
complete with shotgun gallery, the Environmental Conservation Room, still
empty, the Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election, the Airport
Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Senators, the Decider
Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and
straws. Note:The library will feature an electron microscope to help you
locate and view the President's accomplishments.
The library will also include many Famous Quotes by George W. Bush:
'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
'We understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'
'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'
' I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could
change.'
'One word sums 20 up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'
'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
'The future will be better tomorrow.'
'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic
pictures.' (during an education photo-op).
'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.'
'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are
doing it.'
'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.' (George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson).
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
The senate had no business asking about his sex life in the first place because it had nothing to do with running the country. Oh, and please point to where he said that Saddam had connections to AL-Queda, thanks. Not that I don't beleive you, it's just that your a conservative and, well, you guys never tell the truth.
This is an unconscionable position to take.
Would you people have shown respect to Hitler? (wait, don't answer.)
The real question is why is such a conceit (impeachment) relegated to a last minute joke weeks before the criminals are leaving?
I no longer trust or respect the Democrat party based on how they fucked up the impeachment situation. I will NEVER again vote Democrat as a result.
If there is going to be only one party, with two flavors called Democrat and Republican, there is NO America and I am sorry that I have to be the one pointing out this OBVIOUS situation.
@BS- You confuse me, perhaps because I'm not sure what your issues are.
"Are you implying that feminism does not affect men? OR do you mean that if men understood feminism they would not be wimps? Do you mean that feminists only teach good and holy things and can never be wrong or bad? Do you mean that all things women do to men are not wrong or bad unless feminism decides not to endorse them?"
All I'm saying is that feminism-you know, that radical notion that women are human beings with the same rights as men- does not make men wimps. Why does giving respect to someone else diminish you? It certainly isn't the cause of the political apathy and general ignorance that's led to the current political situation.
Do feminists teach only "good and holy" things? Well, feminists are people. People are imperfect. So, no, just because a feminist says something doesn't make it "good and holy." But, the basic principle of equality is valid, and I don't see how it makes men "wimps" to treat women as equals.
Where are you even getting that I think women can do no wrong? I'm fully aware that people of both genders are capable of being jerks.
Also, at the moment, our armed forces are voluntary (and hopefully will stay that way). The current all-male selective service system is a vestige of a pre-feminist era, when women's role in society was more limited.
"We have already determined that we dirty inadequate men, as oppose to you perfect untouchable women, are forced to deal with situations that determine our destinies that we are not in control"
"We" have not determined anything of the sort. "You" are putting words into my mouth.
More to the point, what the hell does any of this have to do with W getting elected?
Of course, you seem to live in fantasy world populated by caricatures like Akasha from Queen of the Damned and Nurse Ratched from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. Also, to you, everything (apparently including the last 8 years) appears to be part of some feminist conspiracy. I suppose we should give you some points for creativity in your paranoia...at least you're not blaming the Jews.
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
The survivor and author is upset about comparisons some on the right are making to genocide
Once seen as a lunatic fringe, reactionary anti-women groups are courting respectability
Salon headlines in your mailbox
