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• Wednesday, December 3, 2008 11:42 AM

  Bush

  Be among the first to contribute!

  George W Bush Presidential Library

  Dear Fellow Constituent:

  Be among the first to contribute!

  George W Bush Presidential Library

  Dear Fellow Constituent:

  The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and

  accepting donations. The Library will include:

  The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction, the Alberto

  Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything, the Texas Air

  National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up, the Walter Reed

  Hospital Room, where they don't let you in, the Guantanamo Bay Room, where

  they don't let you out, the Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one

  has been able to find, the National Debt Room, which is huge and has no

  ceiling, the Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy, the Economy Room,

  which is in the toilet, the Iraq War Room (after you complete your first

  visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes

  fifth visit), the Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location -

  complete with shotgun gallery, the Environmental Conservation Room, still

  empty, the Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election, the Airport

  Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Senators, the Decider

  Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and

  straws. Note:The library will feature an electron microscope to help you

  locate and view the President's accomplishments.

  The library will also include many Famous Quotes by George W. Bush:

  'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

  'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

  'We understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

  'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'

  ' I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could

  change.'

  'One word sums 20 up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

  'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

  'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'

  'The future will be better tomorrow.'

  'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'

  'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic

  pictures.' (during an education photo-op).

  'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.'

  'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

  'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are

  doing it.'

  'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.' (George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson).

  PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

  Sincerely,

  Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair

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