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>>>I used to fish for carp there<<<
Ha ha. That's funny. Carp fishing. Fishing for carp. You are kidding, right? Cuz no self-respecting person would ever admit to such a thing, fishing for carp. Carp fishing.
You didn't stick a piece of corn on an Eagle Claw and toss it out in the direction of some slimy piece of flip-flopping swimshit, did you? You never carp fished, come on Zoltan, you're just kidding. Even as a kid, you never did. Say it. Say you're just joshin' and you didn't mean it.
Zoltan, please- even as a kid you must have known that carp fishing is analogous to taking a job shoveling horse shit just so you can be around a horse's asshole when it coughs out a big green steamer, right Zoltan?
