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Mike Madden fails to mention Todd's vast rightwing panty collection.
Everywhere this tall dark handsome dude goes, the panties come flying.
Sarah is the envy of millions and millions of heartland gals.
He's got more panties than Tom Jones ever did.
This is a juggernaut the brie crowd cannot resist.
But send all your money to Barry The Con anyways.
Personal financial exhaustion in progressive circles isn't all bad.
This will help Michelle fund that Martha's Vinyard dream house.
Quiet summer afternoons swinging on the porch bench
Pleasant Atlantic breezes and not a windmill in sight
A dude named Barrack came riding on a donkey from the west
A true first dude, His tyme had come said, Mary Magdalen Michelle
Christopher Matthews and Babba WaWa and Whoopsie hailed His Glory
Don't overlook The Oprah, Divine Intervention
The heartache sears the souls of the selfless
Silent in the desperate dreads of despair
All that gone just because of the world's largest panty collection
All that gone, all is a lost cause of instantaneous harmony and peas
And from the great North tundra glowers a dude with a panty filled dogsled
