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So the Christian Fundamentalist daughter 'Bristol', the sister of 'Track' and the sister maybe mother of 'Trig' is pre nuptially impregnated when only barely legal by a hockey jock and self styled 'fucking redneck' who is called 'Levi'!
All good Christian names there and I wonder, were Levis jeans what his parents had to drop in order to conceive him and hence his name? If that was the case, let this be a lesson to us all. If both parties are wearing Levis before shagging for gods sake don't forget to use a Condom. The last thing this world needs more of is self confessed 'fucking rednecks' whose only talents are Majoring in High School hockey and unprotected sex.
Unfortunately, even in Alaska such creatures are not an endangered species whilst even more unfortunately, the Polar Bear actually is.
But all that said, America do please continue. You always did produce the funniest sitcoms and this is one that seems to have, as you lot say, Jumped the Shark from the studio lot into real life.
Can't remember which of your scriptwriters wrote it but it still remains true, "The people get the trash that the deserve."
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