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First, a hell of a storm, a magnificent storm, a frightening storm. Yes I am looking at the size of this thing. It seems to fill the complete Gulf Of Mexico. HUGE!
Now, Deeply Knows, yes... much like the Shadow, but he knows you have been hearing the TV twisteds, those all news aware clowns on CNN and MSNBC telling you that Gustave has just kicked the GOP in the Ass. Forget about this. Gustave is doing the GOP a favor. First, it allowed them to rid their convention of those pesky pasties, George W and Cheney. Because, now there is a reason to keep these fellows from the floor. They are unable to come, alert and watching, on oh some many screens. Aware and diligent..too busy to attend.
And Georgie Boy let's see. Three years ago he was vacationing in Texas. While, as Brownie Hell of Jobbed, Georgie was slashing Brush with his mountain bike unaware as New Orleans Foundered. This time our Doofus is doing the same, but now we hear he is watching from Texas, alert, and on the ball, ye probably the golf ball, or more likely the Nerf ball.
And as for the convention. Well, John McCain is hoping that.. purr-haps... maybe that new Vice President can do a strip tease, unless she has something to say... Nope..Strip Tease it must be. That should sock those sorry old GOP Bastards in their limping shorts.