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and TWO of them are about me. You're a clever clogs really, as your screen-name means "in secret". Your coded message tells me that you might have an obsession with me but you just wouldn't be my type. I'm not one of the UNO DUCE,UNA VOCE (NOT a literary referenc) faction as you so evidently are. There's also a strong possibility that you're a wig-wearer because I wrote about wigs pages and pages back. It obviously needled you considerably. I hope yours is not made from human hair but from some synthetic although well-heeled people can afford the more natural human product, usually Asian.
You don't like PUMAS either. In a very, very sparse output of letters (5) two are focused on me and three on them. You are a funny bunny. All the best now and may all your troubles be little ones.