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all people are the same all cellphones are the same all distractions are the same there's never any difference between one situation and another, therefore don't ever under any circumstances talk on your cellphone with your bluetooth while driving down an empty highway. Don't ever have small children or pets in your car. Don't ever change the CD in your car. Don't ever drink hot coffee in your car. Don't ever drop your sunglasses in your car. Don't ever have a heart attack in your car. DOn't ever drive late at night even if you haven't had anything to drink. Don't ever be distracted by the weaving of bicyclist in front of your car. Don't ever be distracted by missing your turn. Don't ever sing along with the radio while driving your car. DOn't ever go down on someone who is driving the car. DOn't ever drive your car.
