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Friday, July 4, 2008 12:00 AM

Jesse Helms dies on July 4th

Former Republican N.C. Sen. Jesse Helms dies at 86.

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  • Saturday, July 5, 2008 06:30 AM

    Last Sight and Sound

    Last night I dreamt the last person Jesse Helms saw, as he started his journey to 'White Christians-only Hell', was a black nurse shouting into the old cretin's ear: "The good news is you're going to white hell but the bad news is you won't live a few more months to see a black man in the White House. Goodbye Mr Helms, if you get a chance to speak to Strom Thurmond down there (after he's taken his pee-pee out of your mouth) don't forget to tell him about the USA getting a black president".

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