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• Monday, June 2, 2008 08:30 AM

  Where Eagles Fly

  I love the humor this writer possesses, it more than makes up for his penchant for yellow journalism and factual aberrations. There is no alternate reality, but many - occurring simultaneously – according to the biggest brains in quantum physics. I am less than three years shy of obtaining my GED (general equivalency diploma) so I should know what I am talking about. Don 'cha think? May I explain to you what has already been decided by my black mail lady and me - Obama gets the presidency with Hillary as VP - the truth is I wish I hadn't forged this deal - I can dismiss it but I may find my mail laying in the gutter covered with dog ^%$@ so I am trying to remain thoughtful, at least until I hear from Bill about what to do - either take the VP or force the nomination into a ditch - or - and I am personally leaning in this direction, having Hillary drop out of the democratic party and running as an independent. This is probably what I will urge Hillary to do when we go shopping for nerve gas on Tuesday next.

  I did speak with a black fellow at the health club last night (he was very taken with my pec development - I include this little fact to lend ambiance to this opus rex I am writing - and all for YOU! He said, "the eagles will not let that scenario happen” - I said, “the eagles were now without power - like little Roves, pardon me, little doves sitting in a row." Actually, I had no Idea what he was talking about but he is only 34 so we here at ground control, located in West Hollywood, California, allowed him to tag along for the lesson. I tried to explain to the guy that the outcome of all this was up to he and I here, now, in the sauna. He couldn’t wrap his mind around that concept.

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