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Obama can't close the deal
Clinton notches another do-or-die big-state win in Pennsylvania. Which is more troubling for Democrats -- her scorched-earth tactics or Obama's failure to build on his base?
By Walter Shapiro [2008-04-23]

  • Top 10 Obama Supporter's Whines

    1) "She better not steal the election!" Wahhhh!

    2) "Hillary is a bitch!" BooHoooo!

    3) "Boomers jus' bettah move outtah the way for us Obama backers!" Snivel!

    4) "Their TV ads are jus' nasty; Obama's ads are all true!" Whine!

    5) "Any "thinking" black person would be betrayin' his homies to vote for Hillary!" Whimper!

    6) "She should just quit now...even though Obama hasn't won enough delegates!" Waaaah!

    7) "How dare she get in the way of the Obama coronation!" BooHooo!

    8) "Bill Clinton is a racist; the Reverend Wright is jus' tellin' it like it is!" Snivel!

    9) "A vote for Hillary is a vote for McCain!" Whine!

    10)"Even tho Barack lost by 10 points in PA, he actually won because he lost by only 10 points!" Blubber!

    And, to forestall the expected whines of "you're slamming Barack", this isn't making fun of him, its making fun of his minions.

    -- AnaHadWolves
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    Wednesday, April 23, 2008 08:01 AM
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