Letters to the Editor
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@weeping for brunnhilde Who is Slyvester McMonkey McBean?
Well, I'm starting to find these threads quite surreal. All hand to hand combat and trench warfare over a nameless hill with little strategic value ala Hamburger Hill. Getting hard to take some of these posts seriously, even though the stakes are dire.
Now, the Star-Bell Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.
But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”
And, whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
They’d hike right on past them without even talking.
http://www.barnabasministry.com/quotes-sneeches.html