Letters to the Editor
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OF COURSE YOU KNOW, repugnicant-rethug-repubs, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
THESE DECLARED ATTACKS AGIN' HILLARY CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA ARE PRECISELY WHY I AM CURRENTLY THROWING EVERYTHING, AND THE KITCHEN SINK AT THE repugnicant-rethug-repub fudge-pachyderm SCUM IN ORDER TO BULLDOZE THEM TO THEIR ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD OF WHITE AND BLEACHING BONES!!!!! WHETHER THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE IS BARACK OBAMA OR HILLARY CLINTON, I WILL MAKE IT MY PRIMARY OBJECTIVE TO TORPEDO AND SINK SWIFT-BOAT-SMEAR ATTACKS AGIN' THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES AND TO UNLEASH MY VITROLIC INVECTIVE AGIN' John McPAIN AND WHOEVER THE SCHMUCK HIS V.P. CANDIDATE IS, I REALLY HOPE IT IS Mitt SCARECROW of Romney MARSH, I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO RE-ROUBLE AND RE-TRIPLE MY ATTACKS AGIN' PASTY-FACED, FLIP-FLOPPING SCHIZOID CHOLERIC HYPOCRITE MADMAN COWARDLY LION John McPAIN and Mitt HOLLOW SOULLESS BRAINLESS LYING HYPOCRITE SCARECROW of Romney MARSH AND THROW A FLYING HOUSE UPON THEIR WORTHLESS CARCASES LIKE THE MOTOR HOME I FLUNG UPON THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS, WICKED WITCH-BITCH-HAGS OF THE right-wing-nut CROWD, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Melanie Morgan, AND THE OVERFLOWING PORT-A-POTTY I SMASHED THAT DESPICABLE BLACKGUARD AND SOCIOPATHIC CRIMINAL PARASITE SCUM Richard Mellon Scaife WITH!!!!! BE WARNED, THE KID GLOVES ARE OFF, PREPARE TO MEET YER MAKER, SATAN, repugnicant-rethug-repub fudge-pachyderms!!!!! PASS ME MY ELEPHANT GUN, BEARER!!!!! KABLOOM!!!!!