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Why, thank you Elliot, for your noteable contribution to the daily debacle of carnival acts that has become the hallnote of our party.
Seeing as how the ongoing circus of a primary and embarassing Florida/Michigan debacle weren't enough, now we can add to the ever-growing list of things that make us seem incompetent our famously "Take No Prisoners" DA revealing himself as a patron of the same sleazy prostitution rings he used to brag about busting up. Yes, thank you, Mr. Spitzer. At this point I humbly suggest the only thing missing is the band.
Please do collect your things and leave now and not a moment too soon. Get out of the limelight and stop embarassing us. Please let Lt. Gov. Paterson step up and take the show from here and not a moment too soon. (And please, God, let the blind man not have any noteable skeletons in his closet).
The GOP is going to have a FIELD DAY with this.