Letters to the Editor
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And here's your Doom-O-Cratic news.
If Clinton wins with superdelegates, it will look like the Democratic Leadership Council fixed the convention, all the people Obama brought into the party will leave, and McCain will win.
If Obama wins the nomination, a consortium of the Ku Klux Klan, the Followers of Rush Limbaugh and the Vampire Elite (something some nut has been pushing on many Democratic forums - for real) will assassinate him. There is no rule about a candidate being assassinated on a stump, no seniority, so no one will run for the Democratic Presidentcy, and McCain will win.
Let's be honest. No Democrat will win, ever again. And since McCain will resign after one day in office, and have his Vice President George W. Bush take the office again, why bother having an election at all? Four more years of the Murder Monkey is what the nation clearly wants anyway.

