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With the Iowa caucuses looming, victory-hungry Democrats want to know -- who is the most "electable"? Here's our best (totally wild) guess as to how each candidate might fare in November.
  • It's not Obama

    The Pukes will swift boat Obama to death over the youthful experimentation with cocaine. While his use may not mean anything to those of us on the coasts, it's a big deal in more socially conservative places. These are people whose panties still bunch up over a joint.

    What they can possibly do to Hillary that they haven't already done? Trash her family? Call her vicious names? Imply that she's a lesbian?

    And this sad little meme that says Hill is hated all over the country is pure puke bullshit. They said she'd never win New York because of the upstate conservatives. Up around, say, Binghamton, the state changes a lot and she won them over by going up there on her "Listening Tour" and talking directly to the people. All the pukes calling her "Mrs. Clinton" in a sneering tone, calling her carpetbagger, and trying to take her power away failed. This candidate is tough as nails, has tasted the most bitter abuse that the Media Hate Machine has to dish out, and has what it takes to see this campaign through.

    Hillary Clinton is it, my friends.