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With the Iowa caucuses looming, victory-hungry Democrats want to know -- who is the most "electable"? Here's our best (totally wild) guess as to how each candidate might fare in November.
  • Ohmigod! Windsurfing is for pussies...

    I wonder how many of the media gasbags have ever tried to windsurf.

    Windsurfing is a heckuva lot more challenging and demanding than clearing mesquite.

    The media "chainsaw massacre" of Kerry for windsurfing -- and we ended up with The Shrub doing manly things.

    Oh, my head aches. I need to take a Fuckitall!