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  • Love Sanctuary

    Sanctuary City. Sanctuary Mansion. If Romney had been faster on his feet, he would have responded to Giuliani's "sanctuary mansion" shot by bringing up Rudy's "love sanctuary," in which Rudy kitted out the city's "Emergency Command Center" in the 2nd World Trade Tower with a water bed and embroidered sheets and towels for his horn toad trysts. Mitt could have explained to the TV audience that just days before 9/11, while Rudy's estranged wife, Donna Hanover, was preparing for her lead role in the "Vagina Monologues," Rudy was doing Judy Nathan, his future wife.