Letters to the Editor
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I have my doubts about Hillary too
I hate to give any credence to Republican talking points, but I think Hillary may be unelectable, or at best, make what should be a runaway into a nailbiter. She is a lightning rod for otherwise disaffected, disheartened, disgusted Republican voters. Is it fair that she is? No. But it may be true anyway. If you're in an airplane, waiting to skydive, and some creep slashes your parachute, are you going to use it anyway, just to prove a point? Or are you going to go find another, undamaged one before you jump? If a criminal sets your car on fire, are you going to get in just to spite him?
On another note, did Rudy ever actually listen to the lyrics to Captain Jack? It's about a ginormous suburban loser whose mother still makes his bed, who can't get laid, and who smokes pot because he has nothing else to do. Not exactly a role model for "Say Yes To Drugs!" On the other hand, watching him read the lyrics was right up there with Phil Hartman doing an impression of Charlton Heston reading from Madonna's "Sex" book (croaking craggily, "Aaay love my vagaaayna!").
Finally, To Anonymous: You may be a Republican, but judging by your username, not a proud one...
But thanks for the laugh! Hillary is a "Marxist" who "will do anything for money" is my favorite Republican smear since "Hillary is a lesbian who had an affair with Vince Foster." Oh yeah -- and then killed him! A black-widow lesbian!