Letters to the Editor
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Dems bring snakes, retreat into pop charms
Hillary carried a great python, but did not let it strangle.
Obama brought a cobra, but did not let it strike.
Edwards toted a spitting rattlesnake, but it did not kill.
Richardson, Dodd and Biden grabbed vipers from 711, but not any poison from 9/11.
Kucinich and Gravel have no need of any circus snakes.
H answered properly, but then backed into Pizza Hut, the secure cheesy place of candidate Denial.
O chose not to fight, but unite... 80 million reasons to not leave his lovers.
E played his smile-cards right, and then left too.
R.D.B. fiddled in the orchestra with background cymbals, horns.
K & G offered real entertainment, a sure bet for TV ratings.
All in all, Master Debaters scored once again on the issue that most Dems feel strongly about: Stop the Inhumanity!
And, paraphrasing a friend, "That's a GOOD thing."
Well, Harry Potter fans, Hermione would think so, wouldn't she?

