Letters to the Editor
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Sit back and watch the squirm
Personally, I'm stacking up the nachos, laying in the frosty cold beers and getting the plasma screen all set up. Football? Nah. MLB playoffs? Heck no. Nope, I'm going to settle in and truly enjoy watching the Four Stooges--Mitt, McCain, Fred and Rudy--perform wondrous mental and ethical acrobatics as they go all Blarney Stone to kiss the sclerotic anuses of the Religious Wrong.
Think of the excitement! The tortured flip-flops by Romney as he tries to explain his latest change of heart on abortion (and why a dude named Moroni, not Jesus, is on the top of his church). The two-minute drills of hypocritical evasion as Thompson (who I did love as the commander in "Hunt for Red October") explains patiently that no, he's always been against teaching evolution and thinks climate change really is an atheist plot. The cheers for Rudy G. as he professes his loathing for gays and his respect and support for traditional marriage and family. Those two divorces, the affairs and the kids that hate him? C'mon, who hasn't had a bad decade?
I'm going to love this. As these idiots contort themselves into Cirque de Soleil shapes to suck up to a constituency that has the power to decide NOTHING, they will kill what little credibility they have as candidates. And Hillary and Obama will just hang on the sidelines going, "WTF?"
Onward Christian Hypocrites! Let your marginalization begin.