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• Sunday, September 3, 2006 08:27 PM

  Bush is a genius

  Stephen A. Miller

  83 Waldorf Avenue

  Bridgeport, CT 06605

  Phone 203-345-4231

  September 1, 2006

  The Honorable George W. Bush

  President

  United States of America

  Re: Victory in Iraq

  Dear Mr. President:

  You had a brilliant idea when you stated, “ We will fight the terrorists overseas so we do not have to face them here at home,” during your speech to the American Legion yesterday.

  Our military forces should leave Iraq right away to put your plan to work. The insurgents/terrorists would leave Iraq to follow our forces home. Then we can trap them the minute they get here. To make it easier for them to come home with us we can offer a special JIHAD VISA. We can give them special arrangements to transport their weapons here too so they’ll think they’ll have an opportunity to kill us here at home.

  In the mean time the war in Iraq will end, the Iraqis can start to rebuild without the fear of constant explosions, and most important – the war will end in victory – the reason you started the war in the first place. It will be so decisive that no one will ever dispute your brilliance and you will be America’s greatest President ever.

  After the JIHAD arrives they will come to claim their weapons and we will know exactly who they are. Once the entire group is in custody all your critics will look silly, too embarrassed to say another word.

  I used to be a little skeptical of your policy but now I can see how wrong I was. The mission is complete and we are all more proud to Americans than ever.

  —Steve Miller
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