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Friendly fire accidents are up 90% in the recent months. With the insurgency on the decline, it seems some of our soldiers are turning to each other--or rather against each other--to combat the boredom, stress, and fatigue of military life. The road to Austin is long and hard. The tough conditions in Texas make progress slow, but our troops are slowly making their way there. A few casualties on our side is a small price to pay for the peace of mind that will come once we disarm the WMDs that we are sure to find once we conquer the capital and end this disastrous regime. We will not fail to bring Democracy to Texas and other states in Middle America!!! Our future depends upon stability in this region and the steady supply of oil that powers our SUV tanks. We have high hopes and nothing will stand in our way, not even ourselves!!!
